• Boss: Can you scan this document in color for me?
  • Me: But it's a sheet of white paper with black text on it…
  • Boss: So?
  • Me: So it will still be black and white even if I scan it in color…
  • Boss: It won't add color automatically?
  • Me: …it doesn't work like that…
  • Boss: Why not?
  • Me: It just doesn't…